Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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