You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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