I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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