So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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