if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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