he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
there was a trapeze. enough said
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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