I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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