its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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