Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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