You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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