I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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