random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
false alarm, still single
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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