I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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