It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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