areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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