dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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