your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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