Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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