Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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