YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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