And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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