I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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