He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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