i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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