You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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