omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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