Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize