And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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