Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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