my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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