I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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