Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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