So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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