That's intense
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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