We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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