my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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