47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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