Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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