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  • 65 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:50am

    Idea: A+ Execution: F

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:01pm

    June 22, 2009 12:14PM You're an idiot. Even if she does pay the bill its a text sent to HER phone. Has nothing to do with the bill!

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:48am

    Ok I'm her Mom, I don't know what the hell she's talking about, I can't find this text she sent accidently sent me, I must have deleted it to clear the mass amount of text she send me. And by the way we do pay her cell phone cause we have the family plan. Maybe we should cut the cord on her 30th birthday in a few weeks,and make her pay her own fucking cell phone bill....Whacha think?

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:48pm

    this made me laugh so hard. thanks

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:53pm

    my mom and i's number are off by one too, you should add yourself as a contact and make it AAAAAAAA so drunkenly its even easier to txt than "me" or your name (plus if you have your name in your phone you look like you have multiple personalities or speak in the 3rd person and really arrogant.) haha. good luck next time!!!

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:55pm

    SAINT LOUIS!!! SO PROUD OF MY AREA CODE!!!

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:47pm

    i text myself things when i go out at night as well, i am always sooo scared that i will end up texting my mom

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:40am

    or add yourself as a contact so you arent typing in the number.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:03pm

    lol saaaaaaaaaaame. that sucks.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:02pm

    maybe you should seek stuffing a dick down your throat 3:47, and stop reading this site.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:56am

    Haha. My mother number differs by 1 digit from my number as well. I've drunkenly given out her phone number instead of mine. Similar numbers = not so good

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:57pm

    347 apparently you're borring...lighten up!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:11pm

    wouldnt you relieze your texting the wrong person when you arent getting new text messages from yourself?

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:39pm

    thats why you should put them into drafts instead of texts them.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:25pm

    Should put this up on FML dude, HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHLAWLBALLZ

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:58pm

    man, what is wrong with you people. what kind of idiot makes up a story about being the persons mom...GET A LIFE

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:21pm

    I still want to have the children of 523.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:38am

    you should change your phone number so future events like that couldn't happen again.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:27pm

    5:23 deserves cancer.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:10am

    That's what happens when Mommy still pays your bills. Sorry. I'm 20 and I have payed all of my own bills since i was 16. My mother and my number have only one number different in them.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:54pm

    523, I want to have your children.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:07am

    my mom isn't around anymore so i don't have to worry about that and my dad doesn't have a cell phone

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:32pm

    Wooww this sucks bad

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:48am

    I wanna see the texts you sent

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:49pm

    mmmmkay thx 523 luv u

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:47pm

    It looks like I am the only one who thinks its pretty sad to have to resort to texting yourself just to remember things. Maybe you should seek AA.

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:59am

    I must b old...texting yourself becuz ur a blackout drinker? WTF????

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:14pm

    That's what happens when Mommy still pays your bills.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 12:02am

    Haha this is my sister! Too funny! And sucks fir her!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:38pm

    thattt is very unfortunate .

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:16pm

    12:53 - i thought i was an expert drinker and drunk texter but that is a fabulous idea and i will probably put myself in my phone as that this weekend, haha. thank you.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:16pm

    funniest thing i've ever heard

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:14pm

    HA people are such assholes on this site

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:23pm

    1:22: "i always drunkenly put the highlights i wanna remember in the notes section of the phone. that way their cant be any mistakes" THERE was a huge mistake in your sentence, moron. I'm sure you make a lot more mistakes when you're drunk. Learn English. Mmmkay, thanks so much.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:22pm

    i always drunkenly put the highlights i wanna remember in the notes section of the phone. that way their cant be any mistakes

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:36pm

    wow... so many people scared of their mommies

  • 30 54
    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on May 5, 11 at 4:25pm

    whats with people texting their mom's and shit? whenever i text i get the number from my contacts list, not input the number manually.

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:38pm

    12:14 - my mom doesn't pay my bills and our numbers are one digit off...