Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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