I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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