Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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