I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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