So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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