How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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