After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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