Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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