I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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