CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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