You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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