porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize